RULES OF LERKE

Rule #1: Everybody follow the rules. No exceptions.
Rule #2: Everybody follow the rules or make their own rules. No exceptions.
Rule #3: Those who follow the rules, should think more outside the box.
Rule #4: Those who make their own rules, should think about their ego centrism.
Rule #5: Those who cite rule 3 and 4, are lazy cynics.
Rule #6: Everybody likes tofu.
Rule #7: No one likes burned tofu.
Rule #8: Everybody blame somebody else.
Rule #9: Everybody deliver.
Rule #10: Those who do not deliver, those characters will be eaten by the TRASH MONSTER within three months.
Rule #11: A PROOF is not sign, that you've actually done something
Rule #12: A PROOF is not a sign, that you've actually changed the world
Rule #13: A PROOF is not a sign.
Rule #14: A PROOF is not.
Rule #15: A PROOF is.
Rule #16: A PROOF.
Rule #17: A.
Rule #18: April is one of the best months in the year.
Rule #19: May is even better.
Rule #20: From Nothing comes Nothing.
Rule #21: From Nothing comes Nothing, but only if you embrace the Nothingness.
Rule #22: From Nothing sometimes comes something, but only if you're not scared.
Rule #23: The TRASH MONSTER is a pretty guy.
Rule #24: Next LEVEL: Try to be a better person.
Rule #25: If you want to MOVE, it's sometimes good to call a cab.
Rule #26: Everything's for free, even cabs.
Rule #27: Everything's for free, except money.
Rule #28: Dadaism was nice guy.
Rule #29: Nothing produced today? Send a screen cap you lazy neck beard.
Rule #30: The Password is: Shoes.
Rule #31: The Password is: Don't be so hard on yourself.
Rule #32: Always empty a bucket if find one.
Rule #33: Rules are actually useless.
Rule #32: Always think about consequences.
Rule #33: Thinking about consequences can make you crazy. Stop now.
Rule #34: If there's a beautiful character, someone will try to destroy it.
Rule #35: Always refuse destruction.
Rule #36: Complex characters are the GOAL
Rule #37: The GOAL is to survive.
Rule #38: The GOAL is describes you as a person.
Rule #39: The GOAL is to find as many buckets as you can.
Rule #40: The GAME is pretty awesome.
Rule #41: Always doubt the GAME.
Rule #42: There will be always more CRITICISM than ACTION
Rule #43: ACTION is the GAME's essence.
Rule #44: CRITICISM is the GAME's future.
Rule #45: If someone tells you to stop, you just go on.
Rule #46: If someone tells you, they like your stuff, they are just trying to bring you down.
Rule #47: There is never enough time.
Rule #48: There is no excuse for not delivering.
Rule #49: There is nothing to understand.
Rule #50: Always praise the LEVEL MASTER.
Rule #51: Always discuss the LEVEL MASTER.
Rule #52: Beta is the new alpha.
Rule #53: Apples are the new oranges.
Rule #54: Desert is the new sea.
Rule #55: At night, things can change completely.
Rule #56: The time in the game is stated by its players.
Rule #57: The time is 15:24 h (Europe).
Rule #58: Everybody can time travel.
Rule #59: Everybody can shape shift.
Rule #60: There's nothing to learn from this game.
Rule #61: If it exists, it will be found in the GAME.
Rule #62: If it does not exist, it will be found in the GAME. No exceptions.
Rule #63: Everybody is the GAME MASTER
Rule #64: To create a whole world with so many GAME MASTER's is impossible.
Rule #65: The GOAL is to imagine the impossible.
Rule #66: Always express your anger.
Rule #67: Always comment the other players actions.
Rule #68: If you're not delivering, you comments are useless.
Rule #69: There's always someone, that is better in what you are doing. Don't cry.
Rule #70: If there wasn't someone better than you, you just wouldn't have noticed yet.
Rule #71: VISIONS are the GAME talking to you.
Rule #72: Don't listen to the GAME. There's always something better to be done.
Rule #73: The GAME will always be here. You can start it, when you're 80.
Rule #74: Don't let yourself get caught by group dynamics.
Rule #75: Always stick to the GUILD's GOAL.
Rule #76: Always do the contrary from what you're told. No exceptions.
Rule #77: If someone offends you, draw an angel.
Rule #78: Your RANKING stats show, how social you are.
Rule #79: Your RANKING stats show, how needy of affection you are.
Rule #80: There a re never enough buckets for everyone.
Rule #81: If you need a lot of something, FARM it.
Rule #82: Monsters drop everything you need. Kill them.
Rule #83: Every time you kill a monster, a cute baby animal dies.
Rule #84: Always show your INVENTORY.
Rule #85: If you loose something from your INVENTORY, you will have to take and drop a QUEST to get it back.
Rule #86: Don't cheat.
Rule #87: Cheating is the AUTO ROUTE to CREATION.
Rule #88: Being an INSIDER will always make you an OUTSIDER somewhere else.
Rule #89: You will never be an INSIDER of the GAME.
Rule #90: Never talk about the GAME. Always talk IN the game.
Rule #91: Never explain anything to anybody.
Rule #92: If you find a chatter bot or any ...-creator in the nets, you must use it for the game. No exceptions.
Rule #93: Insects can be annoying. Don't be such an insect.
Rule #94: If you play the GAME you might feel like GOD. If you don't play it, you might feel like a HYBRID.
Rule #95: Luther has nothing to so with the number of rules.

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